armadillo:

"And then Deborah was like"

armadillo:

"And then Deborah was like"

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mcdonaldspickleclub:

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

dick

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nayx:

penis companies

nayx:

penis companies

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snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

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atrobel:

good-angel-bad-wolf:

rhinozilla:

Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.

Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.

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I just…I feel confused and lied to.

just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki

This sounds like one of those maths puzzles.

If Jensen is taller than Benedict and Jared is taller than Jensen how afraid will Martin be of being stepped on by Jared?

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mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

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psyducked:

I’m afraid to see new stories after this

psyducked:

I’m afraid to see new stories after this

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kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

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